State Patty's Day

I Love St. Patrick's Day. You All Know What Happens When "Us" "Irish" People Start Celebrating Shit. Penn State Is Known As The Number 1 Party School In The Nation. Some Maniac There Decided That, Since St Patrick's Day Falls On A Day During Spring Break, They Should Do It The Week Before. I Totally Respect That. I'm Not Real Big Into Drinking. Only Because If You Drink The Right Way, You Should Be Drinking With The Knowledge That You're Probably Giving Up A Good Portion Of The Next Day. Day Drinking On The Other Hand Is Like Sport To Me. Though I Did Take It Kind Of Easy This Weekend, I See Where My Threshold Is And Will Attempt To Outdo Myself This Coming Weekend In Hoboken. Well, This Party Is A Shit Show. A Real Shit Show. Imagine A Whole City Of 18, 19, 20, 21 Year Olds, Drunk. I Saw A Young Man This Weekend Fill 3 Solo Cups Up With His Stomach Content. Thank You For That Sir. I Saw More People Fall Face First This Past Weekend Then I've Seen All Winter. Thank All Of You. I've Seen People Asleep In Shapes I've Never Seen A Persons Body In Before. Thank You Guys Too.

Thanks To These Shitty People I Know What I Want To Do The Weekend Before Hoboken's St Patrick's Day Parade. Until I'm Too Old To Stand College Kids... Which Is Probably Soon.

Shouts Out To Penn State And To Who Ever Came Up With State Patty's Day, You're A Scholar.

These Three Photos Sum Up The Weekend Pretty Poorly Cause I Didn't Want My Camera Broken. But They're Photos.

Enjoy.