Snowten Snowland, Snow York

To Those Of You Who Have Never Seen Snow, Keep It That Way. It's New To You But It's Nothing You Wanna Fuck With. It Comes with Low Temperatures, High Winds Hard Work And Way Too Much TV Time.

For The Full Effect, Print These Photos, Find A Walk In Freezer, An Industrial Fan, Shave Some Ice, Have A Baseball Player Throw The Shaved Ice As Hard As They Can In Your Face When You're Not Ready For It, While Trying To Not Slip And Pick Up And Move Hundreds Of Pounds Of Stuff. That's Pretty Much What I Did This Morning.

Snow. If You Don't Have To, Don't Do It.